Post by jmonttwizted on Jan 12, 2023 16:13:47 GMT -5
[CCPE Versus The World is going to be one of the biggest shows for 2023. I dare you to doubt me because everyone that does, they usually end up on the losing end. Sure, a few people have gotten lucky, but just a FEW. CCPE has been dominating the wrestling world since the day their presence has graced everyone. When you have names like Peter Vaughn, Holden Ross, Xavier Lux, Mac Bane, Chris Page, Fred Debonair, Thaddeus Duke, Sahara Duke, Mark Flynn, Bam Miller, SEB, and Myself. And as much as i don't want to give credit to some of the names on there, there is no denying that this is the best group of talent assembled onto one team. This truly sounds like a clean sweep for CCPE as the world will be put on notice. You can add this sweep to the record books and probably make it the Number 1, biggest sweep in history.]
[CCPE is going to do their best impersonation of the 2008 Dodgers, 1991 Bulls, 2003 Mighty Ducks, 1983 Bucks, 1989 Pistons, 1963 Dodgers, 1983 Islanders, 1995 Rockets, 1990 Reds, and painfully having to say the 2004 Red Sox. While the World is going to end up like the 2008 Cubs, 1991 Pistons, 2003 Red Wings, 1983 Celtics, 1989 Lakers, 1963 Yankees, 1983 Oilers, 1995 Magic, 1990 A’s, and the 2004 Cardinals.]
CLEAN SWEEP!
Chris Page: Sweep The World!
Chris Page: Do you have a problem with that?
CCPE: No Sensei Page!
[The World is getting tired of CCPE running things wherever they go and this is their chance to finally do something about it. They have bitched, complained and have run their mouths about it. Now this is their chance to shut us all up. Let’s see if the World can back up all that bark they have. But in all honesty, it sounds like to me they are writing a check that is going to bounce. And not only are they going to lose, they are going to have to cover that $35 dollar charge as well for a bad check and take a hit on their credit report.]
[And speaking of credit, let’s FOCUS in on the man with a 849 Credit score and plenty of checks that he has written and never had a problem cashing on his own. You can see J Mont on the couch at his luxury home. A great morning as always. Scrolling through his phone, searching on google for some items. In the background, you can hear the sound of water hitting the dishes in the sink. Just another day at this beautiful home and no reason to make everyone jealous again of all the great luxuries that are inside. While J Mont chills on the couch, Mia is in the kitchen doing a few of the leftover dishes. Baby G Mont is in the next room taking her normal nap till she wakes up with a diaper full of shit. And guess what? That won't be something J Mont is going to be changing. But the diaper does symbolize one thing. It’s full of shit and that is what everyone on Team World is full of.]
Mia: Baby, why did you leave these dishes in the sink from last night?
J Mont: Because you told me to enjoy my time off like i'm on vacation, so that is what i have been doing.
Mia: [Mumbles under her breath.] Almost wished it was time for you to get back into the ring.
J Mont: Did you say something love?
Mia: Just that I love you and cannot wait to see you win some more gold.
J Mont: In due time. You know what I have lined up.
Mia: How can I forget? You remind me and the world everyday of what you are going to do.
J Mont: You say that as if it's a bad thing.
Mia: You might just wanna tone it down one decimal maybe.
J Mont: You make it sound like I'm screaming like Sebastian Bach from Skid Row.
Mia: Did I say you were screaming?
J Mont: You said drop it a decimal.
Mia: Sometimes I wonder how much COKE you did before you met me.
J Mont: You really don't want to know that answer.
[Mia shakes her head at the response she was just given.]
Mia: Anyway, enough of this nonsense. What are the plans today?
J Mont: I gotta handle a few things.
Mia: I can come along if you want me to.
J Mont: You know I always want you to come, but this is something I have to do alone. And I promise I will not get arrested for this.
Mia: The last time you said that, I had to hear from Candice about all the chairs you broke and the security you threw to the ground.
J Mont: Good thing I'm not going to the Velvet Rabbit.
Mia: Well, I'm gonna go check on Baby G and start the day.
[J Mont walks over and gives his girl Mia a big kiss and proceeds to walk down the hallway to the bedroom. Once he enters, he closes the door and walks over to the nightstand. Opening the draw, he grabs out a small notebook. Opening it up to the first page, you can see a list of items on there, and they all have a check mark next to them.]
BURIAL PERMIT- CHECK
HEADSTONE- CHECK
BURIAL PLOT- CHECK
CASKET- CHECK
GRAVE LINER- CHECK
HEARSE- CHECK
SHOVEL- CHECK
BLACK FLOWERS- CHECK
GROUND STAKES AND STRING- CHECK
[J Mont looks over the list one more time to make sure he's not missing anything. When he realizes he is good to go, he places the notebook on the nightstand with the first page showing and the front cover turned to the back of the notebook. About to get ready to handle some business, he goes over to the bathroom. And for all the ladies out there who want a piece of J Mont and all the men who want to be J Mont, save your sick and nasty thoughts for someone else. We are going to fast forward past the shower scene and all the necessary hygiene things J Mont does to get ready for the day.]
[Now that your minds are out of the gutter, you can see J Mont standing there with his Gucci boxer briefs, and yes, had to tease the ladies a little since they missed the shower scene. And no, J Mont will never start an ONLYFANS. He doesn't need to. J Mont walks over to the closet and grabs an All Black Air Jordan sweatsuit, with white lettering. After putting that on, he grabs a matching pair of Air Jordan 4 retro black. And finally, to top it off, he goes over to the dresser and opens the top draw and grabs an all black winter hat. A hat that became famous thanks to Harry of the Wet Bandits from Home Alone. J Mont is ready to do what he has to do. I know you all have heard of the All White Affair, but today, J Mont is doing a remix with the All Black Affair. And he isn't doing this to accentuate his figure or to look like he has power. The reason is coming.]
[Just as J Mont is about to walk out of the room, he is approached by Mia who is holding Baby G Mont.]
Mia: Can you hold Gia for a minute? I really need to use the bathroom.
J Mont: Come to Da-Da baby girl.
[Gia leans into J Mont and clenches onto him. She has always been daddy’s little girl and never wants him to go once she is with him. J Mont looks into his daughter's eyes.]
J Mont: Gia, I promise you that what I am doing is in the best interest of our family. And I promise you that nothing will happen to me. Daddy will be coming home to you and mommy. [Before J Mont can say anything else to his daughter, Mia walks out of the bathroom.]
J Mont: I didn't hear the sound of the Febreze babe.
Mia: Because I had to pee, not shit. And for the record, nothing is worse than you after a dozen lemon pepper wings.
[J Mont, holding Gia knows he needs to watch what he says, but Mia this time around is not letting up.]
Mia: [Rapping like she is Cardi B.] “Wingstop owner, lemon pepper aroma, barely got a diploma.”
J Mont: Are you Mia Ross now?
Mia: Just remember, I learned from you and been around you long enough to know what to say and do when you start your shit.
J Mont: That's my girl.
[J Mont hands over Baby G Mont to Mia, but she is putting up a fight because she does not want to see her daddy leave. But business needs to get handled.]
Mia: And by the way, what is with this All Black look? Did someone die?
J Mont: Not Yet! But I love you and I will see you later on.
[J Mont kisses Mia and Gia as he walks away. Mia has a look of concern on her face because she did not like how J Mont said “Not Yet”. J Mont is out of the scene and Mia walks into the bedroom and takes a seat on the bed. She lays Baby G Mont down in the middle of the bed.]
Mia: I really hope your dad is not about to do something that he is going to regret.
[Baby G Mont smiles at Mia, which makes Mia feel good until she sees the notebook on the nightstand. She grabs it and her eyes light up when she sees the list with all the check marks.]
Mia: What the Fu…….[Mia stops herself from cursing in front of Baby G Mont but is now scared because she knows how crazy J Mont can get when he puts his mind to something.] I gotta call someone. I don't know what to do.
[Mia grabs her phone from her back pocket. And everyone probably wonders how her phone fits in the back pocket with all that ass. It’s something only science and the pants can answer. Mia is shaking as she goes through her phone, but finally makes a call. As the phone rings, she grabs Baby G Mont, and puts her on her knee. What a well behaved baby right now. And now, the call finally gets answered.]
Toddy: Mia! Hey girl. I was just thinking about you. How are you?
Mia: I’m scared Toddy. I don't know what to do.
[Toddy looks over at Austin and decides she needs some privacy and walks away.]
Toddy: What’s wrong? Do I need to be on the way?
Mia: J just left the house. I felt like something was up because he was dressed in All Black, but I just figured that was him being him. But when I got into the bedroom, I found a notebook with some very disturbing things listed.
Toddy: Oh my. Well that’s not good at all. I was going to joke that I hoped it wasn’t one of Austin’s. But this sounds serious, and he was dressed in all black? I can check with Austin to see if he knows anything if you want.
Mia: I really wish it was a notebook from The Rev for Austin, but this list scared the shit out of me. Just to name a few things there. He had a Hearse, a casket, a burial permit, and shovel. And there were more things, but i can't even think right now.
Toddy: Well, he gave me some good advice the other night that suggests longevity in everyone’s lives. Hopefully these are props for a wrestling promo or something.
Mia: I asked him if anyone died and he said, “NOT YET!” And his voice suggested to me that someone was really on his shit list.
Toddy: Girl, that’s deep. I know he loves you and Gia with every fiber in his being, I can’t see him throwing all that away for a vendetta. Maybe he just has to write things down to get it out of his system.
Mia: So ground stakes, string and a headstone is a way to get something out of his system?
[Mia starts to cry on the phone. She feels she is about to lose her man to something crazy that hasn't even happened yet.]
Toddy: Oh honey, don’t cry. This is a lot for you and I think I understand more than most of your emotions right now. We are married to two extremely unpredictable men when they get angry. The only solace we have is knowing what it would mean to them to lose us. If there is one thing you can trust, it’s that.
Mia: Can you ask Austin right now for me please? Maybe he really knows something.
Toddy: Of course, my love.
[Toddy goes back into the room with Austin and puts the call on speakerphone. She questions him thoroughly but it becomes clear he doesn’t know anything. He does try to alleviate her fears about J Mont. Once she is satisfied, she goes back into the other room.]
Toddy: He didn’t know anything but he was right about Joe not wanting to do anything to lose all he has. This is the happiest Joe has been in a long time. That is all you and Gia.
Mia: I don't want to be here alone right now. Can me and Gia come by?
Toddy: Me Casa is su casa. You are always welcome at any time, day or night. I would love to have you both over. We need to relax your nerves.
Mia: I am going to pack a bag for Gia and be on the way. Thank you and tell Austin to try to call Joe. He always answers for Austin.
Toddy: I will tell him right now. Be safe and I’ll see you both soon. He loves you both, hold on to that as a source of strength. Love you, Mia.
Mia: Love the 4 of you too.
[Mia hangs up the phone and knows right now, with her mental state of mind, she needs to be with 2 of her best friends. Hoping she is overreacting is what she wants, but doesnt know what to think. Mia puts Gia in the stroller that was in the bedroom already. While Gia chills out, Mia is getting a bag ready just in case she decides to spend the night there. As she packs away, a few tears come down her face. She doesn't want to lose her man to jail time or get that phone call he has been murdered. With that on her mind, she starts to pack faster then Mike Trout stealing second base out in LA. With the bag ready for herself and Gia, she pushes the stroller out the bedroom and down the hallway. Approaching the front door, she opens it up and slowly gets the stroller down the small hump in the front. She then grabs the handles, closes and locks the door. And hopefully you didn't blink because if you did, you missed Mia getting Gia in the SUV, then the stroller and bag in the back. And Mia starting the 2023 Lamborghini Urus and taking off like a bat out of hell. Jeff Gordon would have been proud of her with the take off down the driveway. Off to Austin and Toddy’s is Mia and Baby G Mont.]
1 Hour Later
[You can see J Mont’s 2023 Mercedes Benz Maybach GLS 600 pulling up to Trinity Church Cemetery. Parking the Maybach in front of the administration building, J Mont takes a deep breath before turning off the vehicle and getting out. Looking like he is about to rob the place the way he is dressed. He checks his pockets to make sure he has his money clip with his ID. And as he starts to walk towards the front door, he notices a glare that hits his eyes from the side. He sees a 2023 Rolls Royce Hearse in All Black sitting on some 22 inch chrome wheels. This is definitely a one of a kind hearse if ever seen before. They are known as the most luxurious hearses in the world. Being around since the 1900’s, everyone knows what Rolls Royce brings to the table. As he walks around the vehicle, he notices in the window a reserve sign with the name J MONTUORI on it.]
J Mont: Fuck yeah. Right on time.
[And before he can even get inside, a man in a suit walks out of the building.]
Seymour Graves: Mr Montuori, I was expecting you.
J Mont: Mr Graves, I am impressed.
Seymour Graves: You gave me the cash and a deadline, so I made sure it was a priority above everyone else. The rest of these people just left a small deposit and that's it. You gave me a briefcase full of cash. Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
J Mont: CREAM! Dolla Dolla Bill Yo!
Seymour Graves: D E A D M A N
J Mont: Damn Mr. Graves, you know your Wu Tang shit!
Seymour Graves: You will be surprised what I know and who I know. And let me tell you, I had to use every connection in the book. I had to get you what you needed. There wasn't a lot of information on this GOTH guy, but after a few calls, I got the necessary information that was needed in order to get the burial permit and plot done for you.
J Mont: I knew I could count on you. You came highly recommended from Uncle Vincenzo!
Seymour Graves: That man saved my life years ago, so it’s the least I could do for you.
J Mont: I see I got my Rolls Royce Hearse out here, but where is the casket I ordered as well?
Seymour Graves: Your GOTHIC coffin by PMDmaster is in the back of the Hearse outside. It fits a man that is 6’4 and 239 pounds, so you are good to go.
J Mont: You got the red liner in there and everything right? And the gold handles on the outside, because I want to leave him with something nice at least?
Seymour Graves: Yes, as well as the custom cross on the top once the lid closes on him.
J Mont: Perfect. And the shovel and supplies are inside as well?
Seymour Graves: Those are already at the grave marker where the custom stone is already in place. All that is really left to do is dig the hole. The black flowers are ready once you give me the word.
J Mont: So all i have to do is drive over there and get to work?
Seymour Graves: You didn't bring anyone with you?
J Mont: No, this is all ME. I'm going to make sure Gerrit Van Der Krift remembers the name J Mont.
Seymour Graves: I think the name is spelt right on the headstone. Please double check that for me.
J Mont: For christ sakes, you gotta be kidding me?
Seymour Graves: Sometimes, when you have a name as stupid as that, people tend to mess it up by 1 letter or combine the whole last name.
J Mont: Either way, that son of a bitch is getting buried when I am done with him. I will keep in touch Mr Graves. And thanks for everything.
Seymour Graves: No problem and any problem or issues occur, you got my cell.
J Mont: Sounds good, and if my fiance Mia stops here somehow, just tell her you never saw me.
Seymour Graves: You got it.
[J Mont shakes Mr. Graves hand and walks towards the Rolls Royce Hearse. As he is about to enter the vehicle, his cell phone is ringing and the name AUSTIN RAMSEY pops up on the caller ID. Debating whether to take it or not, he sends it to voicemail. J Mont knows Mia is over there and can't risk anything right now. Starting up the hearse, and getting ready for this mission. He turns around and sees the casket in the back. That Dark, devious smile crosses his face as he knows it's about to go down. Slowly stepping on the gas, he is off. Going down the road, doing the speed limit of 20 MPH, he sees up on the right hand side is the Grave Marker. He pulls the Hearse over and puts the vehicle in park. He gets out and walks right over to the grave site. He sees the Headstone and knows business is about to pick up.]
J Mont: Just what I wanted to see. Make sure the world knows his real name, so when they need to identify the body, there is no confusion. The man known as GOTH will be gone, but not forgotten. The day he decided to open his mouth and say he wanted one of the best of CCPE, is the day he sealed his own fate. When Chris Page called me and said he has this guy named GOTH who wants the best. I said sign me up, but he is going to learn a hard lesson about life. And the lesson is going to be about death.
[J Mont picks up the shovel that was laying on the ground. Everything is coming full circle for J Mont. Everything he needed for this has come to fruition. All that is left now is to dig the hole so when the time comes, they can lower the casket down and then dump the dirt back on top of it and get the ground stakes and rope around it so they can make sure no one messes with it. J Mont jams the shovel into the ground, steps on it to get it all the way down. Then he lifts up the shovel with one full amount of dirt. He starts a pile as his quest to dig this hole begins.]
J Mont: You always have to start somewhere, and that is what I am doing right here. I made my mark and now it's time to keep going. Something that GOTH is trying to do here. Make his mark at my expense, but guess what? That is a decision that is going to haunt him for the rest of his life. I am telling you right now, that your timing couldn't be any worse. With everything going on right now in my life, I'm going to make sure I take out all my anger and frustrations out on you. Whatever I need to do to make sure that when this match is over, you aren't moving. I have the medics and local hospital on my payroll so I can complete this mission of making sure you never come back. I know you're trying to make a name for yourself world wide and with the WGWF, but not at my expense. Everything is already laid out. I even got myself covered in case anyone tries to sue me or press charges for a death. I won't be getting any jail time or fines, so the only thing you can do right now is try to WIN, but this matchup is pretty much going to be a comparison of the TCU-Georgia game. I'm a die hard Michigan Wolverines fan, but right now, I need to compare myself to Georgia for this to make sense. You will be lucky to score that one TD against me and anything you try to throw at me, offensively or defensively, I'm going to overcome and destroy you. If you or anyone else thinks 65 to 7 is bad, just watch our match and it will look like 100 to 7.
[J Mont takes a few more shovels full of dirt as the pile continues.]
J Mont: Now GOTH, i know what you are thinking. You think I'm looking past you. Well, you are wrong about that. I am SO FOCUSED on your battle. Because i need to make sure CCPE wins the whole fuckin thing. It’s a battle of us versus the world. And after I kill you, it's on to the end to be the last man standing. People forget that I was one of the first people to ever sign on with Chris Page when he decided to start this. So I'm like a true original and one of the founding members. So, I need to make sure CCPE stands strong at the end of this. But, make no mistake about it. I have done my homework on you, something I don't do all the time. That just goes to show you how serious I am about this. This is no laughing matter. You will only see me laughing after a JKO snaps your neck, leaving you in the ring lifeless. Like a deer that got shot by a hunter right in the head. And if you think Jim Corbett is the most famous game hunter of all time, you haven't met me yet. Which you are about to do real soon. I am confident in my abilities and game plan, that I have spent all this money to make sure when it's all said and done, all we gotta do is throw you in the coffin, then get the coffin into the back of Hearse and get the Hearse here for your all paid burial party. Black flowers will be ready for decoration when it's time.
[As he continues to shovel, he is having missed calls from Mia, Toddy and Austin. J Mont knows he should answer these calls because it could be something about the kids, but he needs to stay in the zone. Goth is getting ready, so J Mont needs to be on his game. The talk of the town is Goth pulling the upset, so J Mont is making sure that doesn't happen by getting his game face on and making sure all the stops are pulled out.]
J Mont: I have a lot to live for Goth. I got a wedding with Mia coming up. I have my baby daughter Gia, who I want to watch grow up and make a lot of memories with. I have some other big matches coming up, something you wish you had. I got a World Title match coming up against Allen Chaney in PWE. I have a World Title match against John Cavanagh coming up in the IIW. Have to defend the tag titles that myself and Chris Page have in The Entity. I'm also getting ready for the World Series of Wrestling II. Finished 12th out of 64 last time. The OPW is throwing themselves at me to come back to them. The Denzel Porter Invitational has me booked for a huge tag match. And then we have the WGWF, where I just do what I want, when I want to piss off James Raven and my brother Paul. So, you can see my schedule is full, just like your mothers mouth is at all times. I have been trying to tell you since Day 1 Goth, that this is a match that you really don't want. You need to find a local guy who is getting his feet wet in the business to face, not a man who is TWIZTED in so many ways.
[J Mont starts to twitch a little. Either it's his TWIZTED side trying to take over, or there is a spirit nearby trying to get into his body.]
J Mont: Now GOTH, I'm going to do the world a favor and hit you so hard in the face that your stupid looking caterpillar mustache comes off. It’s going to leave you with a landing strip on your chin, but you are used to things being led to your mouth just like your mother is. And you already have the long black hair for death, so you are pretty much set for me to put you in that casket in the back of the Hearse.
[J Mont will not stop until he has dug this hole all by himself. Going strong, as the sweat starts to pour from the forehead area.]
J Mont: With a name like GOTH, it really makes me question what it stands for.
GET
OFF
THE
METH
J Mont: I don't know if they are going to have a random drug test for this big event or not, but that is one way you can get out of this match. Because I know damn well, you are on the hard drugs. Look at that face. You look like you are 78 years old and have been through the ringer. It’s pretty sad when the CYCLOPS from Harold and Kumar looks better than you. All of this goes to show the world that this is a clear cut sign of Meth use. I think I'm going to have some shirts pre made for the event and all the proceeds will go to rehab facilities to help the less fortunate who have some major issues like you. And as I think about it, I'm doing you a favor by taking you out of this world. You won't have to worry anymore about anything. From Drugs to Bills to Life. I will make sure that you
GET
OFF
TO
HEAVEN
J Mont: I know you belong in Hell, but maybe, just maybe the big man upstairs will feel so bad for you because of the decision you made to step into the ring with me at a time like this. You are going to be the example I set so everyone knows that 2023 is the year of J Mont and CCPE.
[All of these thoughts of pain and destruction are motivating J Mont as he is starting to move at a quick pace to get this hole done. Shovel full after shovel full. The pile is getting tall and the hole is looking good, but there is still some more work to be done.]
[As J Mont keeps digging, the TWIZTED side of him is taking over his mind.]
J Mont: And for everyone that has yet to witness “Twizted Thoughtz” Joe Montuori, you will be getting a treat when I face GOTH. The crazy, sadistic, sick, son of a bitch that does anything and everything to get the job done is coming out. There is not a lot of information or tape out there on GOTH, but being the smart individual I am, I got the information I needed to use against GOTH in and out of the ring. He thinks this mysterious dark side of his is going to scare me, but he's forgetting who i am. I am the master of mind games. I am the man that fears nothing. For christ sakes, im out here digging a fuckin hole for your own burial.
[The sound of a crow is heard out of nowhere.]
J Mont: And don't think for one second you are going to come back and be “THE CROW” either. There will be no resurrection to avenge your death. When you are gone, you are gone. All of that hard work of working your way up the ladder from low to mid card matches to being a champion will be out the window. Not even your friend of your legendary team called Dark Enforcers can save you. No one can save you GOTH. At least when you are lying here in peace, you can think about some of the highlights of your life. You got a chance to flirt with Lexi Gold for a few weeks. You won some titles before you crossed paths with me. My 20 years versus your 20 years are night and day different. You have made it as far as the AAA level while I have been in the Majors since Day 1. If you don't believe it, GOOGLE IT! And I already know what you are going to try to do against me GOTH. But being all scientific is going to get you nowhere. You can be the mad scientist in the ring, but I'm just going to BLOW UP anything that you try to do to manipulate me. You need to sit back and take this beating like a student because the teacher is about to show you just how to do the damn thing.
[J Mont is really getting his work out with the digging of the hole. He could have rented a machine to get this done quicker, but he wanted to make sure his blood, sweat and tears went into this. This is personal and he wanted to do this all alone with no help. The old school way of doing things.]
J Mont: And speaking of old school Goth, I know something that many people haven't taken advantage of when they have been squaring off against you. You have a bad wheel on you. That left knee is going to be a big target for me. Consider that the bulls eye that I'm going to hit and when you go down, it's over. And when you stagger to your feet, with that limp, I'm going to follow it up with a JKO to truly get the NAIL IN THE COFFIN. You're probably sitting there thinking I'm this rockstar, party animal that just shows up for a paycheck and some gold, but that is far from the truth. I know what needs to be done in that ring and like I said earlier, I'm going to play games that are going to throw you off. Maybe I will wear a knee brace on my left knee to remind you that I know about your weakness. And good luck keeping up with me in the ring. I'm going to run circles around you like a ferris wheel going 90 miles per hour. I didn't get this god-like body by accident. I'm up at 6 am to make sure Baby G Mont is good and then hitting the cardio and weights.
[Another thought has crossed the TWIZTED mind of J Mont as he drops the shovel to the ground for a moment.]
J Mont: The King of Kings? Mutha fucka, I am the KING of New York. You may think you reside in Manhattan but you're visiting my city. It’s my way or the highway. Fred Durst dont got shit on me either. Everyone is going to learn first hand that you can't claim to be a King or have it your way. You want both of those, I suggest you get a job at Burger King taking orders or throwing salt on the fries. I have the history and records to prove I'm the King. What do you have GOTH? Nothing but words and false bravada. I'm the ICE CROWN WINNER and have another crown added to the collection. Keep spitting these false lies, because I'm going to bury them with you when it's all over with.
[J Mont picks up the shovel and gets back to work. He is not getting paid by the hour and needs to get this done soon. About another hour passes and before you know it, the job is complete.]
J Mont: I'm so proud of the work I did. Now it's GAME TIME! The only DROP that is going to happen is GOTH into this hole. There will be no NIGHTMARES! There will be no CHAOS. Goth will be doing a lot of dreaming and resting 6 feet under. GOTH can finally relax and go to LALA Land where he belongs and chill with all the other freaks like himself. You like old school Goth, so that's what I'm bringing to the table, but you're not going to have time to enjoy it. Not only is my goal of mine to bury you, but I also want to make sure you TAP out with a rear naked choke hold. NIGHT NIGHT GOTH! And that sounds like a bet that Las Vegas needs to put out there. And since we are fighting at the Velvet Rabbit in Las Vegas, my home away from home, I can call this home court advantage. The fans in Vegas love me because I double, triple, quadruple their money when they bet on me. If someone wants to just throw away money, BET on GOTH or the LA Lakers. Both are losers and fading away real quick.
[Now that the job is done, J Mont is ready to handle the business at hand. He grabs the ground stakes and places them 1 by 1 around the big hole. That is followed up by the string being wrapped around the ground stakes showing everyone that this hole is under work and ready to be used in the very near future. Looking back at his work, J Mont gives himself a standing ovation. He looks back and sees the Rolls Royce Hearse which is holding the casket as well.]
[J Mont walks over and gets back into the hearse. He once again slowly drives it back down the road and approaches the same building he was at earlier. Backing it in and parking it in the same spot as well. J Mont gets out and makes sure he locks the hearse because that's a one of a kind casket in the back. As he walks towards the door, Mr. Graves walks out.]
J Mont: Yes sir. Make sure no one fucks with the Hearse or the big ass hole i dug.
Seymour Graves: Everyone knows not to fuck with anything that is affiliated with Joe Montuori.
[J Mont shakes his hand and proceeds to walk back over to his 2023 Mercedes Benz Maybach GLS 600. Once he gets into the vehicle, the first thing he does after he starts it up is hit the bluetooth button on the steering wheel. Using the voice activation now to make a call.]
J Mont: Call Wifey!
Voice: Calling Wifey!
[As the phone rings for the first time, that is about as far as it was going to get. Mia answered that call faster than Ricky getting Ashlynn to the stairwell.]
Mia: Thank god!
J Mont: What's wrong babe?
Mia: I'm just glad it's not a collect call from jail or an attorney.
J Mont: Why would you think that?
Mia: I found the list you left on our nightstand after you left.
[It gets quiet on the side of the phone for J Mont, as he ponders what to say next.]
J Mont: There is a very good explanation for that.
Mia: Gia does not need her father wearing orange for the rest of her life.
J Mont: I think you are going a little overboard babe.
Mia: Then tell me what you are planning to do?
[You can hear Austin and Toddy in the background demanding that J Mont tell everyone what is going on right now. The kids are quiet so they either sleep or sucking down a bottle.]
J Mont: Babe, you know it's a big week for me. I have a lot going on with title defenses and the big CCPE show in Vegas.
Mia: Still doesn't explain what all this “DEATH” stuff is listed for.
J Mont: FINE! I'm going to kill Justin Bieber. I have had enough of everyone saying he comes to the Rabbit with me. I hate that kid.
[J Mont chuckles a little and you can hear Austin in the background cracking up like he is front row at a Kevin Hart show. Toddy is just speechless at the moment.]
J Mont: Ok babe, real talk. I'm doing all of this for GOTH!
Mia: You are gonna kill that man?
J Mont: In some form of capacity, YES I am!
Mia: You need to come home right now so we can talk about this.
J Mont: I was already on the way home. I just wanted to give you a call. I need to get in the shower. I'm sweating and my hands are full of dirt.
Mia: Dirt? Don't tell me that you were……….
J Mont: Yes, i dug a fuckin hole to get into his head. Yes, I ordered all that stuff you saw on the list. Yes, I am going TWIZTED.
Mia: I'm worrying about you babe.
J Mont: Nothing to worry about here Mia. I will be home shortly and we can cuddle up with Baby G Mont and watch Family Matters Re Runs. Gotta love that Urkel.
[Austin in the background, laughing and snorting like a pig. Something Urkel became famous for. Mia doesn't seem happy but she is just glad J Mont is ok and on the way home.]
J Mont: Love you and see you soon.
Mia: Love you too boo!
[The call ends and J Mont kinda feels a sigh of relief but he knows the battle isn't over yet. He has to go deal with Mia again about this and then get to Vegas and finish the job with GOTH. J Mont has laid his cards out and it looks like a Straight Flush to Hell for GOTH! J Mont backs up the car and takes off like a bat out of hell. He is down the road and in just a few short seconds, he is a blip on the radar and gone. The hearse is parked and ready for GOTH. J Mont is planning on starting the New Year off with a message and GOTH is the unfortunate SOUL that is going to pay the price.]
WHENEVER A PROBLEM ARRIVES, DO 3 THINGS
FACE IT
FIGHT IT
FINISH IT