Post by jmont420 on Dec 9, 2022 23:08:03 GMT -5
[Someone really needs to tell Mac Bane to give up on wrestling and get an education. Because it’s quite obvious he never went to English class when he was in school. If he did, he would understand what the word INSANITY means. And if any of you other assholes dont know what it means, then your just as stupid as Mac Bane. Right now, what Mac Bane is doing is the same thing over and over and over again, and expecting different results. He keeps fighting J Mont, but never getting the Win. The debut of WGWF in the Main Event on October 10th, he had a chance. FAILED. Monday Night Brawl on October 24th in a Fatal 4 Way, he had another chance. FAILED. And here we are again. Monday Night Brawl on December 19th. Mac Bane has another chance in a Last Man Standing Match. But like the definition states, Mac is expecting different results this time, but once again, he is going to FAIL. Sounds like STRIKE 3 to me.]
[And with that, things are picking up in the home office of J Mont. You can tell he is proud of himself based on how the room is organized and decorated. From all the trophy cases, to championship belts on the wall to all the pictures taken from big events in custom frames. If you don't think J Mont has an EGO, you truly have been watching the wrong show for a long time. But right now, J Mont is not focusing on any of the past glory. Instead, he is zoned in on his Dell 86 inch interactive touch monitor. Typing away like he is trying to beat Barbara Blackburn’s record as the world's fastest typer. The sound caught the attention of Mia who was walking by the room as Baby G Mont was taking her usual nap.]
Mia: Damn babe, what has that keyboard done to you?
J Mont: I'm working on something big here. If I can make this work, Walter Hill is going to love this.
Mia: Who is Walter Hill?
J Mont: I really need to brush you up about movies in the early 90’s.
Mia: I was born in 1985, so I know a little about the 90’s. Seinfeld, Friends, Home Improvement, and even Roseanne.
J Mont: Out of all the shows and things about the 90’s, you had to bring up Roseanne Barr?
Mia: It was one of the best shows back in the day!
J Mont: And that's like saying Mac Bane is a top performer in today’s world.
[Mia and J Mont both laugh because they know Mac Bane is no better then how the Houston Texans are in the NFL.]
J Mont: But for real babe, im working on something that i think could make us millions as well as win an Emmy.
Mia: I am not making an adult film for the AVN Awards. We have a daughter now and besides, leave that for you brother Paul. He needs something to hang his head on since he’s never going to be in your league with anything else.
J Mont: I wasn’t talking about that babe, but now you got me thinking about that. Imagine setting up a scene inside the wrestling ring, or in the sky box of a live event?
Mia: Do you want to get divorced before even saying I DO?
[J Mont is smirking because he knows the buttons to push on Mia to get her all riled up.]
J Mont: OK babe, enough of the games and jokes. Back to some serious business here.
Mia: What are you working on?
J Mont: A remake of the movie, “Last Man Standing.”
Mia: I never heard of that before.
[J Mont just shakes his head.]
J Mont: I bet if I named a movie with Channing Tatum in it, you would know it right away.
[Mia starts to blush.]
J Mont: If i ever see that bitch, i'm going to punch him directly in the face like he is James Raven.
Mia: I am all yours, so stop it. You don't see me get jealous when other women come up to you.
J Mont: Bullshit! You don't remember when that blonde in Barcelona came up to me and wanted me to autograph her breasts for her.
Mia: I was standing right next to you when she asked. So, I had a right to pull her blonde hair to take her down and kick a 60 yard field goal to the side of her head.
J Mont: Ok Mia, we are getting off the topic here. Back to the movie idea I have.
[Mia puts both her arms over the shoulders of J Mont, leaning in as he shows and explains his masterplan.]
J Mont: OK, so later on, I will need you to watch the original movie so you understand what is going on. But here is a quick version about the movie. A drifting gunslinger for hire finds himself in the middle of an ongoing war between the Irish and Italian mafia in a ghost town. You have some famous actors like Bruce Willis, Christopher Walker and Karina Lomard as the lead actors.
Mia: I remember Bruce Willis from the movie, The Last Boy Scout.
J Mont: Pay attention babe. So, with this remake of the movie and some changes to the concept, I will be the gunslinger for hire since everyone wants me on their side of course. And Mac Bane can be a pretend gangsta boss.
Mia: There is nothing gangsta about Mac Bane. He probably uses L’Oreal Paris Dreams Lengths Conditioner for his hair.
J Mont: You are right babe. He is a bitch, but in this movie, I need him to ACT like he is tough.
Mia: That’s going to be hard for him to act tough when he really isn't. He is all bark and no bite.
J Mont: Acting tough is going to be the hard part for him. Being the guy that gets his ass handed to him is going to be the easy thing for him.
Mia: Hun, I like your drive and motivation to make a movie, but I have some doubts about this one.
J Mont: You are doubting me?
Mia: Only reason I am is because everyone knows the outcome 10 seconds into the movie when you start it. I mean look at you, and look at Mac. The only thing you 2 have in common or similarities is that you both are in your 40’s but that's it. You can make love like a stallion while I hear Mac needs 2 blue pills just to last 2 minutes.
J Mont: I wonder if the WGWF health insurance covers those blue pills for him.
Mia: He is going to need that insurance to cover more than that once you get done with him AGAIN!
J Mont: Ok, maybe you are right. I really need to rethink this movie idea I had. The original was a classic and I would hate to make Bruce Willis look bad in a remake. I guess I need to get back to the drawing board and work on something else.
Mia: It’s for the best babe. Having Mac’s name in any movie is a recipe for disaster and no sales.
J Mont: You're right. If anyone wants to see Last Man Standing, they will have 2 options then.
Mia: What 2 options are they?
J Mont: They can watch it on Netflix or tune into Monday Night Brawl on the 19th and watch me stand tall and finally rid the world of this annoyance aka Bane.
Mia: I'm going to check on Baby G Mont, but don't be too long. I want to do a little shopping. We have a lot of big events coming up.
J Mont: We really need to find a babysitter for a lot of these. I know Kat Jones wont make another bet with me. Hopefully Voo or Vhodka can handle the duties.
Mia: It will all work out like it always does.
[Mia gives J Mont a kiss and exits the room as she heads towards the baby’s room. Leaving J Mont alone in his home office to ponder some more thoughts.]
J Mont: OK, so this movie idea wasn't gonna work out because Mac would ruin the movie. The only thing he is good at is getting his ass kicked. He talks more shit then the Island Boys combined. And I have a strong feeling that he talked a lot of shit to James Raven to get his match signed up. And why not? Because he knows anytime he steps into the ring with me, he gets some spotlight, some attention, and makes a paycheck. When are you going to learn Mac? You will never get the upper hand on me. The first time around, you try to hit me with the Branded only to get a huge JKO out of nowhere. Then the Fatal 4 way, you really tried your hardest to take me out but instead, all you did was get your ass kicked again. I might not have won the match, but I once again proved you don't belong in the same ring as me. And as the weeks went on, you even tried to win in the verbal game with me. Just STOP MAC! You are embarrassing yourself and your family. MOVE ON!
[Speaking of moving on, J Mont saves what he started on the computer and opens a new window.]
J Mont: Just like this new window here Mac, it's time for some NEW beginnings. Your old news to me. But you must have sucked James Raven dick so good, he booked this match. I wonder if Atara was watching or video recording it? Either way, you got what you wanted and now I'm going to have to finish the job once and for all. Last Man Standing is right up my alley Mac. You're not going to be facing J Mont in that ring. You are going to be facing…….
TWIZTED THOUGHTZ
J Mont: And when that switch gets turned on, it's a bad day in the office for you. You better talk to your agent and boy Chris Page and make sure all medical costs will be covered before you step in front of me. When I get into that zone of being Twizted, it's bad for everyone. Just ask Dane Preston. Ask Wraith. Ask Fred Debonair. Just ask around. The amount of pain and punishment I can handle is unheard of you. And that amount I can dish out has ended careers and families.
[J Mont moves the cursor around to his favorites and selects CBS Sports. As the window opens, the first thing seen is updates about soccer and the winter meetings in the MLB.]
J Mont: I would say soccer could be a new career for you Mac, but being as this is a Last Man Standing, your legs are going to get bent and twisted like a New York Pretzel. I'm still kind of shocked you signed up for this match. I knew you were dumber than Jazz from the Fresh Prince, but to be dumber than Shawn Hunter from Boy Meets World is something else. Maybe all the punches you take to the head will be a wake up call or the death of you. Either way, I'm coming full steam ahead like the Union Pacific Centennial.
CHOO! CHOO!
ALL ABOARD! THE J MONT EXPRESS IS NOW BOARDING!
J Mont: You're on the tracks Mac. And it’s time you become a part of them. The JKO I'm saving for you is going to leave you down for the count. Not a 3 count either. And, I don't know if the people from Port Arthur, Texas know how to count to 10, but they will know what it means once they see you down and out for that count. I will stand over your dead carcass and tell you….
GOODNIGHT PRINCESS
J Mont: And I can see it now. When Mac Bane returns after losing the Last Man Standing Match, he is going to look like Ace Ventura wearing a tutu and hair all over the place. Your life is going to be in complete shambles. A puzzle that you will never be able to put back together. The piece that is going to be missing is your HEART because I'm going to rip it out like a one man wrecking crew. Call me Kano from Mortal Kombat if you want. I'll throw your heart into the wilderness and let a lion feast on it for dinner. Hopefully when he is done eating it, it doest make him a piece of shit like you are. Whereas I am a true….
GENTLEMAN
J Mont: And dont cry WOLF to me Mac. You wanted this and now you are going to get the smoke. You are about to go up in flames like a fire pit full of pinion wood. And once the flames finally die down, it will be too late. You will be laying in the hospital wondering why in the hell you took this match. You lit the match Mac and I made sure you burned straight to hell where you belong.
IT ONLY TAKES A SPARK OF KNOWLEDGE TO SET ONE'S WORLD ON FIRE!
J Mont: And since i got nothing to hide Mac, there is one thing i have been working on in preparation for our match. Something that may come as a shock to you. I have been training with Darren Levine, a 6th degree Black Belt in Krav Maga. So anything you have to throw at me, I'm going to swat it away. It’s almost like I have the chopsticks that Daniel LaRussa had and caught that nagging fly with them. And im going to envision you as that stupid little small fly that is just of annoyance or should i say Bane. I have my techniques ready that are going to shock you. From the neutral stance to the guard stance to the palm strike to the punches. I will know your every move because the self defense I have will be better than that of Floyd Mayeather in the boxing ring. It’s a shame it has come down to this Mac. But just remember you started all of this before the WGWF opened by running your mouth. And it's my fault I didn't end it the first time around or the second. But the 3rd time's a charm.
SOMETIMES YOU GET THINGS RIGHT THE FIRST TIME!
OTHERS THE SECOND TIME!
BUT THE THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM!
J Mont: You have had your chances Mac. But hey, being the genius I am, I do have a great idea for you. After I send you to hell like I said I was going to, you can start a new life. Not here in the WGWF or the wrestling world, but maybe you can join Tupac in Jamaica and have a cocktail. And what am I getting at? It’s simple you dumb bafoon. Pull a Makaveli and pretend to fake your death. It will be the best decision for you because you will never be able to live with yourself after ANOTHER loss to me or the beating that's in store for you. Take my advice Mac. Don't be a fool. Boyz 2 Men said it best. IT'S THE END OF THE ROAD! Or maybe it was Bon Jovi, because you're going down in A BLAZE OF GLORY. Either way Mac, think about it. It’s good advice from a scholar like myself. And when you rearrange the letters in Makaveli it spells out…..
AM ALIVE K!
J Mont: So enjoy the ride because that 10 second count is going to change your life forever. You will never be the same again and that is why I gave you the advice I did. Start a new life. New Name. New Home. New Style. New Everything. But if you think for one minute that everything I'm saying is false, then you really need to put some baby powder on your hand and smack yourself in the face. Then look at yourself in the mirror and realize that J MONT is……
RIGHT
J Mont: I am right Mac.I’m always right. One time I did think I was wrong, but I found out I was right. I'm not wrong with my prediction here. Even Stephen A Smith would agree with this on First Take. You see Mac, when people compare us, they think of so many fights that happened in real life and the movies. You're on one side and I'm on the other.
MAC BANE STARRING AS
JOHNNY LAWRENCE- KARATE KID
TOMMY GUNN- ROCKY 5
ATTILA THE HUN- LIONHEART
CANELO ALVAREZ- PROFESSIONAL BOXING
J MONT STARRING AS
DANIEL LARUSSO- KARATE KID
ROCKY BALBOA- ROCKY 5
LYON GAULTIER- LIONHEART
FLOYD MAYWEATHER- PROFESSIONAL BOXING
J Mont: You catch the drift yet Mac? No matter what you throw at me, it's not going to be enough. The comparisons will always be there but the end result will always be the same. J Mont will always find a way to win at all costs. So, I hope you learned a few lessons today to use in your new life and career that follows you after I am the last man standing tall. And maybe next time you pick a battle, you will remember that……
INSANITY
J Mont: Is not the way to do things. This will be the last time I will have to mention the name Mac Bane again. Your misery is coming to an end. No more having to deal with the beatdowns of J Mont OVER AND OVER AND OVER again. I am closing the chapter on this war Mac. There will be no more story to tell once that ref hits….
10
J Mont: Standing tall like the 10 i am to all the ladies while you lay there lifeless. Just another win for me as I get closer to that World Title I deserve. And the best part after this match is that i am going to go home, see my fiance Mia and get to hold my baby girl G Mont. Talk about being in heaven while you're suffering in Hell.
[J Mont leaves his computer on and screen open as he gets up and is about to join up with Mia and Baby G Mont to have some family time. The plan and thoughts are in place already for Mac Bane, so now it's all about the quality time with the family. Something that Mac Bane might not get to experience again.]
WINNERS FOCUS ON WINNING- J MONT
LOSERS FOCUS ON WINNERS- MAC BANE