Post by WRONG CCP ACCT on Mar 10, 2019 15:26:30 GMT -5
The scene opens inside the ballroom of the Omni Hotel in downtown Atlanta, Georgia where the ballroom has been set up for an awards ceremony via Pro Wrestling Today. The room is filled with at least thirty oval tables with white table clothes and eight seats per table. The attendee's are all dressed in tuxedo's for the men and ballroom dresses from all the ladies. All attention is directed towards the stage that's assembled at the front of the room when the lights dim to darkness and the following starts to play on the projection screen.
Adam Barker appears through a black curtain that hangs behind the stage. There's a male's voice heard coming over the speakers.
VOICE OVER- "Here to present tonight's Pro Wrestling Today's Lifetime Achievement Award would you please welcome from the World Global Wrestling Federation, Adam Barker."
There's applause from the crowd as Adam stands behind the podium waiting for the crowd to stop applauding before he states.
ADAM BARKER- "Thank you for the reception tonight."
Adam states as the applause from the attendee's finally stop applauding. Adam gazes out across the room while he continues.
ADAM BARKER- "I take a lot of pride being able to stand on this stage tonight to talk about not only an incredible professional wrestler but a really good friend of mine over the years. I first saw "Chronic" Chris Page nearly fifteen years ago in the Championship Wrestling Federation; and when I saw him I knew I had to get him on board in the WGWF. He agreed to a short term contract, I got him in only to see him leave after his contract expired, call it bad timing."
There's some laughter from the crowd as Adam takes a moment to gather his thoughts.
ADAM BARKER- "In 2007 the timing was right."
Adam states.
ADAM BARKER- "Not only did Chris Page sign a WGWF contract coming off a successful run in the Xtreme Wrestling Federation I got a long term contract signed and off to the races we went. Chris has always had the "it" factor and as we started working with each other I couldn't help but notice just how smart he was for the business."
Adam coughs off microphone before he continues.
ADAM BARKER- "I never asked anything from Chris when he came into the federation but he always had great ideas; not just for him but for others on the roster at the time. Chris Page has molded the minds and has touched more careers than anyone else I have ever seen in this great sport in a positive aspect. He was a shoe in to carry the WGWF World Heavyweight Championship and he did so on seven separate occasions over the last fifteen years."
Another pause from Adam.
ADAM BARKER- "He's been involved with some of the very best in this business; names like T-Money, Ranma Saomtome, Aidan Collins, MDK, Kyle Shane, THE Tristan Slater, James Raven, Big Shank, you get the point; but what I admire the most about Chris isn't the great matches he's given us over the last twenty years. In 2009 I was done, I had had enough of the business and wanted to get out. The only problem I had at the time was trusting someone to step in and keep the dream of the WGWF alive. I was sitting in my office in Los Angeles when Chris showed up. Not only did he show up, he presented me with a proposal to buy the WGWF outright while keeping me as a permanent consultant; something he didn't have to do."
You can tell that Adam starts to get a little emotional as he wipes a tear away from his right eye before continuing.
ADAM BARKER- "He ran the WGWF just as I would for nearly ten years with limited breaks. He ate, drank and slept WGWF and made it a home for a who's who of talent from many organizations all over the world. So it's fitting that we are on the cusp of WGWF's One Night Only here in Atlanta and I have the opportunity to not only honor the man who has done more for professional wrestling than anyone else I know, but I get to present my friend with the Lifetime Achievement Award; so without anything further let's welcome to the stage the 2019 Pro Wrestling Today's Lifetime Achievement Award recipient... "CHRONIC" CHRIS PAGE!"
There's a loud reception from the dignitaries that have gathered as we see emerging through the curtain and out to the stage in none other than "Chronic" Chris Page. Chris sports an all white suite with a neon green scarf tucked into the top pocket of his sport coat. He and Adam share an embrace before Adam awards Chris with the Pro Wrestling Today Lifetime Achievement award plaque before stepping to the side and allowing Chris to take his rightful place in front of the podium. The music fades away leaving a standing room applauding Chris as he looks at his plaque before placing it down on the podium. He looks throughout the ballroom and as the music completely fades out the applause shifts into a "CCP! CCP! CCP!" chant directed towards the man of the hour. There's a sly smirk from Chris before he places his index over his lips before sushing the crowd. The crowd starts to quiet down and they take their seats.
CHRIS PAGE- "Well then, who ever thought I'd be standing here accepting an award as prestigious as the Lifetime Achievement Award? I certainly didn't, and I for one was shocked when I got the call from Pro Wrestling Today with the news that I was being honored here tonight. It caused me to reflect back on not only my professional in ring career but my career behind the scenes; which at times can be way more chaotic than being in front of the camera."
Chris turns his attention towards Adam who stands off to the right of the podium.
CHRIS PAGE- "And I couldn't think of a better inductor than you, Adam."
There's applause from the crowd as Chris shifts his attention back towards the crowd.
CHRIS PAGE- "I'm forreal when I say that without Adam Barker there might not be a Chris Page standing in front of you today, not only did Adam believe in me as an on air talent but he also believed in the vision; dare I say, the Long Term Vision I had for the WGWF when I purchased it from him over a decade ago."
There's more applause from the crowd causing Chris to pause and let them get the gushing over with.
CHRIS PAGE- "I've been a very fortunate man in this business, but I've also worked with very fortunate guys that allowed for my vision to play it self out on a weekly telecast. Guy's like Kyle Shane, pound for pound one the greats in the business of all time; guy's like MDK, arguably one of the best performers on the planet; girls like Star, one of the most dominate female talents to ever lace a pair of boots; the list goes on and on because as an owner if the talent doesn't believe in your abilities to deliver quality product why would they want to be involved?"
There's a momentary pause from Chris before he continues.
CHRIS PAGE- "The WGWF has had many incarnations over the nearly twenty years it's been in operation; we've had many ups and many downs, we've had a roster of over forty talents to a roster as small as eight or nine talents... but something that has always and will always separate the WGWF from any other federation hasn't ever been the size of the roster but it's been the heart in which they have competed. It's easy to sit back and call the shots when you're surrounded with the talented men and women this profession has allotted; and while tonight is suppose to be about me and my contributions to this great industry I can't begin to take credit without giving credit because you're only as strong as your weak link, and even my weak link was entertaining, right Sentinel?"
There's some laughter from the crowd as Chris drops the Sentinel's name.
CHRIS PAGE- "Over nearly twenty five years in the business I've staked claim to over sixteen World Titles; an honor that I am proud of to this day. When it came to performing I didn't care if I was in the opening match or the Main Event because I prided myself on delivering the single best match of the night if I was working the Main Event talents or curtain jerker classics it didn't matter because I was born with the ability to have great matches with anyone. I take pride in being able to bring out the very best from my opponents regardless of their skills to cut a promo or even if they couldn't wrestle their way out of wet paper sacks, right Nick Ryan?"
There's some more laughter from the crowd as Chris throws a little jab at Nick Ryan.
CHRIS PAGE- "I felt obligated to get over whoever I worked with because if they succeeded I succeeded, and I took that mentality from the ring to the boardroom acquiring the same success that I found in the ring because I wasn't selfish. Wins and losses didn't matter to me, making sure we had a great product and a great match did. That's a mentality that doesn't exits anymore in the wrestling world and it's a mentality that is desperately needed. You don't have to get yourself over night in and night out; if you're good the cream will always rise to the top regardless."
There's another momentary pause before Chris continues.
CHRIS PAGE- "I've given a long time to this sport; a lot of blood, sweat and tears... it feels good knowing that the fine folks at Pro Wrestling Today took notice. It's with a heavy heart that I graciously accept this award..."
Chris reaches down picking the plaque up off the podium. He raises it up for all to see as he closes out his speech with.
CHRIS PAGE- "If you think you've seen it all, you ain't seen nothing yet. Thank you!"
The crowd stands and applauds as Chris lowers the Lifetime Achievement plaque and makes his exit from the stage as our scene fades to black.
WORDS FROM THE STONED ONE:
I can't say I'm too surprised at the lackluster promo performance from many of the talents that actually bothered to cut a promo for an event that they elected to take part in, yet in the same token I'll applaud those that DID bother to show up and that DID bother to make this last ride a little bit more enjoyable. We are on the heels of a historic night as One Night Only could very well be the swan song of the World Global Wrestling Federation as we all know it. Regardless of the lack of effort by some won't stop this event from doing what it has set out to do by crowning the Greatest WGWF Superstar Of All Time. This is a two match night for some as all the winners will move forward to the War Games Main Event to battle is out until there's one person left standing. In order for me to fulfill my destiny I must first go through the real life husband/wife team of John Gambino and Wild Orchid. While some people question why I booked myself in a tag match alongside Heather Halliwell to take on Gambino and Orchid well the answer to that is fundamentally simple and boils down to respect. I've always had a measure of respect for what John has been able to bring to the table over the years and there's no secrete to the closeness I share with one Heather Halliwell, so why not book myself in a match that I actually care about having rather than putting myself in a match to stroke someone's ego, right Kyle? Why not book myself in a match that the world has never seen before rather than rehashing a match that's been seen many times over? Or maybe, just maybe I know that I'm going to find myself in War Games just as much as I know that you're going to find yourself in the same Cage, Kyle. You're going to get that clash that you've been seeking... and when you do you're going to come to terms that when you compare Kyle Shane to Chris Page there's no fucking comparison as I am now and forever will be simply better than you. More on that in a bit as I don't want to get to terribly far ahead of myself.
In order for me to get there John Gambino and Wild Orchid stand in my way.
When this match was first proposed you jumped all over it, John. What happened? Why aren't you so eager to spit some verbal exchange like you've been known to spit throughout your career? I was looking forward to the verbal joust as much as I am looking forward to the physical one... and yet now on the eve of One Night Only I find myself disappointed in not only you, but disappointed in that wife of yours as well. We always had great chemistry when it comes to tangling inside that squared circle but there's not going to be anything pretty when it comes to how I'm going to dispose of you to EARN my way into the War Games Main Event at your expense. What's going to make this taste just a little more sweeter rests with the fact that I'm going to expose you as a failure in front of the very person you share your bed with. You've got nobody but yourself to thank for being in the situation that you've now found yourself in and you've brought your wife with you. It's been a hot little minute since I've seen you Wild Orchid. I'm shocked you even agreed to take part in this alongside that walking embarrassment you call a husband. It's a good thing I've got the baddest bitch on the planet in my corner because I know what Heather is capable of and just how far she is willing to do to succeed in this little venture we've found ourselves in, and while you never where technically under a WGWF contract trust and believe it's because you were never worth a WGWF contract. You're going to be forced to stand on that ring apron and watch as I beat John within an inch of his life to finally establish once and for all just who the better man really is and the rest of the world will know that your taste in men and your professional wrestling career share something in common; neither are memorable.
I've wasted enough of my time on both of you because you're both my formality in order to get into War Games; which let's face it that's where this road leads us all to. We all, well those that bothered to put up the effort, want to step inside that War Games structure and throw some hands until there's one person left standing. It seems that I've drawn the eyes of just about everyone that's bothered to step in front of a camera from Kyle Shane to Grim Xmyles and even Tristan Slater. It's not like I didn't expect to have shots fired because it's the last time any of you are going to be able too. What's interesting about this rests with not exactly knowing who is going to make it to War Games and who isn't. It's all speculation at this point so in the interest of speculation I'll direct my time and energy on all of you that I think is going to be standing inside War Games with me.
Andy Johnson-Page; my own flesh and blood. The son I never knew I had until a year or so ago. The same son that did the unthinkable and defeated me on the grandest stage of all and it still hurts my ego to this day. It's time for your day of reckoning son; and while I have no doubts that you're going to handle Terry Borden is just as confident as I am that IF our paths cross I'll be the man leaving you laid out a broken and bloody mess for no other reason than to OFFICIALLY be labeled as the WGWF GOAT. It's that important to me and there's nothing that you're going to be able to do in order to stop me. So do yourself a fucking favor and stay out of Papa's way so I don't have to give you that tough love that you missed out on as a kid, kid.
Heather Halliday will advance as well; not because she showed any effort but because she's going to be riding my coat tails against Gambino and Orchid like she was riding my dick back in the days of Long Term Vision. She's a dirty little girl to the degree none of you will ever comprehend but one thing she will never be is the Greatest of All Time, especially if I have anything to say about it. Make no mistake about it Heather I've got a lot of love for you but if it comes to me or you it's GOING to be me. Always has, always will.
How about the reuniting of the Glorious New Breed? Slater and Cable shouldn't have a lot of difficulty in disposing of the Ryan Brothers if they can coexist long enough to get the job done, and judging by THE Tristan Slater he's going carry John to success one more time to get his shot at War Games, and while Slater has a huge mouth and talks a big game he's going to look funny as fuck sucking my dick with no teeth when our paths cross inside War Games. Guy's like you HAVE to talk a big game because the more you talk the more you're trying to convince yourself that you actually measure up to the high standards you praise yourself with while guys like me just have to show up, lace up our boots and let our actions inside that ring do ALL of the talking. It's cute though that you throw the whole "you're past your prime" and "your ego" is this or that; listen up cupcake, if I had an ego as big as you claim I would have had you do the job to me at Wrestle Wars but that wasn't the case now was it? Nope it wasn't, but you'll have to excuse me in correcting you as you seem to think that you've dominated me every time we've been in that ring when in actuality you and I have danced twice; you won one and I won the other. Consider this your rubber match bitch! It's the rubber match that will see you looking up at the lights wondering if you got the license plate number of the truck that's just ran you down... that truck you ask? It's driven by Chris FUCKING Page, chump!
John Cable on the other hand?
That guy isn't worth the tissue I wipe my ass with.
He talks a bigger game than Slater yet when you put him in his place he's nothing more than a puppy playing in the yard. Funny story, back when John tried to convince the world he was top shit I offered him a contract to face me any time and anywhere... go ask John if he ever signed it. Nope. Why? Because he's a cunt that can't hack it and he's a cunt that I'll send packing faster than any Nick Ryan return.
Kyle Shane...
You've got your eye on me and I've got my eye on you. I've always pushed you to the forefront because I believe in what you bring to the table. Always have, always will but that doesn't mean for one goddamn second that I won't bitch slap you back to reality all the while showing you exactly where your rightful place in the pecking order of WGWF Superstars are concerned; that's beneath me. You want a piece of Chris Page? Congratulations because now you're going to get it but don't bite off more than you can chew; too late. We all know what I'm capable of and in just a few short hours you're going to find out that Chris Page is just too fucking hot for you to handle.
How about Famine of the Vile coming out of left field with a decent promo, eh. Even though he's so far out of touch with the product he thinks Flash Rotten is a mere commentator as opposed to the General Manager but whose counting, right? Famine and I have a checkered past but there's one thing Famine will have from me and that's a little bit of respect, just little. Doesn't change the fact that Famine knows that he can't hang with someone like a Chris Page. I've beaten you more times than I care to count but with all the beatings I've given you it's been you who continues to fight back; I admire that. So if you do make it to War Games it will be my privilege to show you one more time exactly why losing to Chris Page doesn't mean that you suck... it just means you're like everyone else.
... but in order to get to meeting me in the very match I ended your undefeated streak in so many years ago you've got to get past the one man that's been my kryptonite throughout my career and the one man that I'm looking forward to settling the score with once and for all, MDK.
That's right.
You're the light at the end of the tunnel for me, Danny.
The one guy that's beaten me way more times than I've beaten you so it's safe to say that I'm pulling for you for no other reason than to try resolve my professional issue with you because it drives me. No need to talk anymore shit, no reason to drag this out any further than it needs to be because we all know what's at stake and now is the time for me to step to the plate and show the entire world exactly why I am looked at as one of the bests to ever step into a professional wrestling ring.
If I'm going out... I'm going out in a blaze of fucking glory!
Adam Barker appears through a black curtain that hangs behind the stage. There's a male's voice heard coming over the speakers.
VOICE OVER- "Here to present tonight's Pro Wrestling Today's Lifetime Achievement Award would you please welcome from the World Global Wrestling Federation, Adam Barker."
There's applause from the crowd as Adam stands behind the podium waiting for the crowd to stop applauding before he states.
ADAM BARKER- "Thank you for the reception tonight."
Adam states as the applause from the attendee's finally stop applauding. Adam gazes out across the room while he continues.
ADAM BARKER- "I take a lot of pride being able to stand on this stage tonight to talk about not only an incredible professional wrestler but a really good friend of mine over the years. I first saw "Chronic" Chris Page nearly fifteen years ago in the Championship Wrestling Federation; and when I saw him I knew I had to get him on board in the WGWF. He agreed to a short term contract, I got him in only to see him leave after his contract expired, call it bad timing."
There's some laughter from the crowd as Adam takes a moment to gather his thoughts.
ADAM BARKER- "In 2007 the timing was right."
Adam states.
ADAM BARKER- "Not only did Chris Page sign a WGWF contract coming off a successful run in the Xtreme Wrestling Federation I got a long term contract signed and off to the races we went. Chris has always had the "it" factor and as we started working with each other I couldn't help but notice just how smart he was for the business."
Adam coughs off microphone before he continues.
ADAM BARKER- "I never asked anything from Chris when he came into the federation but he always had great ideas; not just for him but for others on the roster at the time. Chris Page has molded the minds and has touched more careers than anyone else I have ever seen in this great sport in a positive aspect. He was a shoe in to carry the WGWF World Heavyweight Championship and he did so on seven separate occasions over the last fifteen years."
Another pause from Adam.
ADAM BARKER- "He's been involved with some of the very best in this business; names like T-Money, Ranma Saomtome, Aidan Collins, MDK, Kyle Shane, THE Tristan Slater, James Raven, Big Shank, you get the point; but what I admire the most about Chris isn't the great matches he's given us over the last twenty years. In 2009 I was done, I had had enough of the business and wanted to get out. The only problem I had at the time was trusting someone to step in and keep the dream of the WGWF alive. I was sitting in my office in Los Angeles when Chris showed up. Not only did he show up, he presented me with a proposal to buy the WGWF outright while keeping me as a permanent consultant; something he didn't have to do."
You can tell that Adam starts to get a little emotional as he wipes a tear away from his right eye before continuing.
ADAM BARKER- "He ran the WGWF just as I would for nearly ten years with limited breaks. He ate, drank and slept WGWF and made it a home for a who's who of talent from many organizations all over the world. So it's fitting that we are on the cusp of WGWF's One Night Only here in Atlanta and I have the opportunity to not only honor the man who has done more for professional wrestling than anyone else I know, but I get to present my friend with the Lifetime Achievement Award; so without anything further let's welcome to the stage the 2019 Pro Wrestling Today's Lifetime Achievement Award recipient... "CHRONIC" CHRIS PAGE!"
There's a loud reception from the dignitaries that have gathered as we see emerging through the curtain and out to the stage in none other than "Chronic" Chris Page. Chris sports an all white suite with a neon green scarf tucked into the top pocket of his sport coat. He and Adam share an embrace before Adam awards Chris with the Pro Wrestling Today Lifetime Achievement award plaque before stepping to the side and allowing Chris to take his rightful place in front of the podium. The music fades away leaving a standing room applauding Chris as he looks at his plaque before placing it down on the podium. He looks throughout the ballroom and as the music completely fades out the applause shifts into a "CCP! CCP! CCP!" chant directed towards the man of the hour. There's a sly smirk from Chris before he places his index over his lips before sushing the crowd. The crowd starts to quiet down and they take their seats.
CHRIS PAGE- "Well then, who ever thought I'd be standing here accepting an award as prestigious as the Lifetime Achievement Award? I certainly didn't, and I for one was shocked when I got the call from Pro Wrestling Today with the news that I was being honored here tonight. It caused me to reflect back on not only my professional in ring career but my career behind the scenes; which at times can be way more chaotic than being in front of the camera."
Chris turns his attention towards Adam who stands off to the right of the podium.
CHRIS PAGE- "And I couldn't think of a better inductor than you, Adam."
There's applause from the crowd as Chris shifts his attention back towards the crowd.
CHRIS PAGE- "I'm forreal when I say that without Adam Barker there might not be a Chris Page standing in front of you today, not only did Adam believe in me as an on air talent but he also believed in the vision; dare I say, the Long Term Vision I had for the WGWF when I purchased it from him over a decade ago."
There's more applause from the crowd causing Chris to pause and let them get the gushing over with.
CHRIS PAGE- "I've been a very fortunate man in this business, but I've also worked with very fortunate guys that allowed for my vision to play it self out on a weekly telecast. Guy's like Kyle Shane, pound for pound one the greats in the business of all time; guy's like MDK, arguably one of the best performers on the planet; girls like Star, one of the most dominate female talents to ever lace a pair of boots; the list goes on and on because as an owner if the talent doesn't believe in your abilities to deliver quality product why would they want to be involved?"
There's a momentary pause from Chris before he continues.
CHRIS PAGE- "The WGWF has had many incarnations over the nearly twenty years it's been in operation; we've had many ups and many downs, we've had a roster of over forty talents to a roster as small as eight or nine talents... but something that has always and will always separate the WGWF from any other federation hasn't ever been the size of the roster but it's been the heart in which they have competed. It's easy to sit back and call the shots when you're surrounded with the talented men and women this profession has allotted; and while tonight is suppose to be about me and my contributions to this great industry I can't begin to take credit without giving credit because you're only as strong as your weak link, and even my weak link was entertaining, right Sentinel?"
There's some laughter from the crowd as Chris drops the Sentinel's name.
CHRIS PAGE- "Over nearly twenty five years in the business I've staked claim to over sixteen World Titles; an honor that I am proud of to this day. When it came to performing I didn't care if I was in the opening match or the Main Event because I prided myself on delivering the single best match of the night if I was working the Main Event talents or curtain jerker classics it didn't matter because I was born with the ability to have great matches with anyone. I take pride in being able to bring out the very best from my opponents regardless of their skills to cut a promo or even if they couldn't wrestle their way out of wet paper sacks, right Nick Ryan?"
There's some more laughter from the crowd as Chris throws a little jab at Nick Ryan.
CHRIS PAGE- "I felt obligated to get over whoever I worked with because if they succeeded I succeeded, and I took that mentality from the ring to the boardroom acquiring the same success that I found in the ring because I wasn't selfish. Wins and losses didn't matter to me, making sure we had a great product and a great match did. That's a mentality that doesn't exits anymore in the wrestling world and it's a mentality that is desperately needed. You don't have to get yourself over night in and night out; if you're good the cream will always rise to the top regardless."
There's another momentary pause before Chris continues.
CHRIS PAGE- "I've given a long time to this sport; a lot of blood, sweat and tears... it feels good knowing that the fine folks at Pro Wrestling Today took notice. It's with a heavy heart that I graciously accept this award..."
Chris reaches down picking the plaque up off the podium. He raises it up for all to see as he closes out his speech with.
CHRIS PAGE- "If you think you've seen it all, you ain't seen nothing yet. Thank you!"
The crowd stands and applauds as Chris lowers the Lifetime Achievement plaque and makes his exit from the stage as our scene fades to black.
WORDS FROM THE STONED ONE:
I can't say I'm too surprised at the lackluster promo performance from many of the talents that actually bothered to cut a promo for an event that they elected to take part in, yet in the same token I'll applaud those that DID bother to show up and that DID bother to make this last ride a little bit more enjoyable. We are on the heels of a historic night as One Night Only could very well be the swan song of the World Global Wrestling Federation as we all know it. Regardless of the lack of effort by some won't stop this event from doing what it has set out to do by crowning the Greatest WGWF Superstar Of All Time. This is a two match night for some as all the winners will move forward to the War Games Main Event to battle is out until there's one person left standing. In order for me to fulfill my destiny I must first go through the real life husband/wife team of John Gambino and Wild Orchid. While some people question why I booked myself in a tag match alongside Heather Halliwell to take on Gambino and Orchid well the answer to that is fundamentally simple and boils down to respect. I've always had a measure of respect for what John has been able to bring to the table over the years and there's no secrete to the closeness I share with one Heather Halliwell, so why not book myself in a match that I actually care about having rather than putting myself in a match to stroke someone's ego, right Kyle? Why not book myself in a match that the world has never seen before rather than rehashing a match that's been seen many times over? Or maybe, just maybe I know that I'm going to find myself in War Games just as much as I know that you're going to find yourself in the same Cage, Kyle. You're going to get that clash that you've been seeking... and when you do you're going to come to terms that when you compare Kyle Shane to Chris Page there's no fucking comparison as I am now and forever will be simply better than you. More on that in a bit as I don't want to get to terribly far ahead of myself.
In order for me to get there John Gambino and Wild Orchid stand in my way.
When this match was first proposed you jumped all over it, John. What happened? Why aren't you so eager to spit some verbal exchange like you've been known to spit throughout your career? I was looking forward to the verbal joust as much as I am looking forward to the physical one... and yet now on the eve of One Night Only I find myself disappointed in not only you, but disappointed in that wife of yours as well. We always had great chemistry when it comes to tangling inside that squared circle but there's not going to be anything pretty when it comes to how I'm going to dispose of you to EARN my way into the War Games Main Event at your expense. What's going to make this taste just a little more sweeter rests with the fact that I'm going to expose you as a failure in front of the very person you share your bed with. You've got nobody but yourself to thank for being in the situation that you've now found yourself in and you've brought your wife with you. It's been a hot little minute since I've seen you Wild Orchid. I'm shocked you even agreed to take part in this alongside that walking embarrassment you call a husband. It's a good thing I've got the baddest bitch on the planet in my corner because I know what Heather is capable of and just how far she is willing to do to succeed in this little venture we've found ourselves in, and while you never where technically under a WGWF contract trust and believe it's because you were never worth a WGWF contract. You're going to be forced to stand on that ring apron and watch as I beat John within an inch of his life to finally establish once and for all just who the better man really is and the rest of the world will know that your taste in men and your professional wrestling career share something in common; neither are memorable.
I've wasted enough of my time on both of you because you're both my formality in order to get into War Games; which let's face it that's where this road leads us all to. We all, well those that bothered to put up the effort, want to step inside that War Games structure and throw some hands until there's one person left standing. It seems that I've drawn the eyes of just about everyone that's bothered to step in front of a camera from Kyle Shane to Grim Xmyles and even Tristan Slater. It's not like I didn't expect to have shots fired because it's the last time any of you are going to be able too. What's interesting about this rests with not exactly knowing who is going to make it to War Games and who isn't. It's all speculation at this point so in the interest of speculation I'll direct my time and energy on all of you that I think is going to be standing inside War Games with me.
Andy Johnson-Page; my own flesh and blood. The son I never knew I had until a year or so ago. The same son that did the unthinkable and defeated me on the grandest stage of all and it still hurts my ego to this day. It's time for your day of reckoning son; and while I have no doubts that you're going to handle Terry Borden is just as confident as I am that IF our paths cross I'll be the man leaving you laid out a broken and bloody mess for no other reason than to OFFICIALLY be labeled as the WGWF GOAT. It's that important to me and there's nothing that you're going to be able to do in order to stop me. So do yourself a fucking favor and stay out of Papa's way so I don't have to give you that tough love that you missed out on as a kid, kid.
Heather Halliday will advance as well; not because she showed any effort but because she's going to be riding my coat tails against Gambino and Orchid like she was riding my dick back in the days of Long Term Vision. She's a dirty little girl to the degree none of you will ever comprehend but one thing she will never be is the Greatest of All Time, especially if I have anything to say about it. Make no mistake about it Heather I've got a lot of love for you but if it comes to me or you it's GOING to be me. Always has, always will.
How about the reuniting of the Glorious New Breed? Slater and Cable shouldn't have a lot of difficulty in disposing of the Ryan Brothers if they can coexist long enough to get the job done, and judging by THE Tristan Slater he's going carry John to success one more time to get his shot at War Games, and while Slater has a huge mouth and talks a big game he's going to look funny as fuck sucking my dick with no teeth when our paths cross inside War Games. Guy's like you HAVE to talk a big game because the more you talk the more you're trying to convince yourself that you actually measure up to the high standards you praise yourself with while guys like me just have to show up, lace up our boots and let our actions inside that ring do ALL of the talking. It's cute though that you throw the whole "you're past your prime" and "your ego" is this or that; listen up cupcake, if I had an ego as big as you claim I would have had you do the job to me at Wrestle Wars but that wasn't the case now was it? Nope it wasn't, but you'll have to excuse me in correcting you as you seem to think that you've dominated me every time we've been in that ring when in actuality you and I have danced twice; you won one and I won the other. Consider this your rubber match bitch! It's the rubber match that will see you looking up at the lights wondering if you got the license plate number of the truck that's just ran you down... that truck you ask? It's driven by Chris FUCKING Page, chump!
John Cable on the other hand?
That guy isn't worth the tissue I wipe my ass with.
He talks a bigger game than Slater yet when you put him in his place he's nothing more than a puppy playing in the yard. Funny story, back when John tried to convince the world he was top shit I offered him a contract to face me any time and anywhere... go ask John if he ever signed it. Nope. Why? Because he's a cunt that can't hack it and he's a cunt that I'll send packing faster than any Nick Ryan return.
Kyle Shane...
You've got your eye on me and I've got my eye on you. I've always pushed you to the forefront because I believe in what you bring to the table. Always have, always will but that doesn't mean for one goddamn second that I won't bitch slap you back to reality all the while showing you exactly where your rightful place in the pecking order of WGWF Superstars are concerned; that's beneath me. You want a piece of Chris Page? Congratulations because now you're going to get it but don't bite off more than you can chew; too late. We all know what I'm capable of and in just a few short hours you're going to find out that Chris Page is just too fucking hot for you to handle.
How about Famine of the Vile coming out of left field with a decent promo, eh. Even though he's so far out of touch with the product he thinks Flash Rotten is a mere commentator as opposed to the General Manager but whose counting, right? Famine and I have a checkered past but there's one thing Famine will have from me and that's a little bit of respect, just little. Doesn't change the fact that Famine knows that he can't hang with someone like a Chris Page. I've beaten you more times than I care to count but with all the beatings I've given you it's been you who continues to fight back; I admire that. So if you do make it to War Games it will be my privilege to show you one more time exactly why losing to Chris Page doesn't mean that you suck... it just means you're like everyone else.
... but in order to get to meeting me in the very match I ended your undefeated streak in so many years ago you've got to get past the one man that's been my kryptonite throughout my career and the one man that I'm looking forward to settling the score with once and for all, MDK.
That's right.
You're the light at the end of the tunnel for me, Danny.
The one guy that's beaten me way more times than I've beaten you so it's safe to say that I'm pulling for you for no other reason than to try resolve my professional issue with you because it drives me. No need to talk anymore shit, no reason to drag this out any further than it needs to be because we all know what's at stake and now is the time for me to step to the plate and show the entire world exactly why I am looked at as one of the bests to ever step into a professional wrestling ring.
If I'm going out... I'm going out in a blaze of fucking glory!