Post by Andy Johnson Page on Mar 10, 2019 15:20:54 GMT -5
~*~ The scene opens up to a black screen…
WHERE ARE THEY NOW?!?! WGWF Edition
Comes across the screen and the scene fades again but comes back quickly as the camera is walking down the road.The camera looks down an alley way and there’s clearly a foot that is visible. The camera goes down the alley way towards the foot. The camera sees there’s foot but the rest of the body is covered by garbage bags and a raggedy dull green tarp.~*~
Cameraman: Andy is that you?
~*~ A few grumbles come from the creature covered in filth. A hand appears and pulls off the tarp and a garbage bag or two to reveal it is indeed Andy Johnson.~*~
Cameraman: Jesus Christ, Andy. What the hell happened to you?
Andy: Meeting your heroes thats what!!
~*~ Andy staggers to his feet, he looks haggard as a mangy beard has been grown since the last time we’ve seen The Everyday Normal Guy. Andy grabs a half empty bottle of Jack Daniels before staggering towards the camera.~*~
Cameraman: Maybe this a bad time for a where are you now Andy.
Andy: NEVER! It’s a great time! Let me get a message out there to the kids! Never meet your heroes because when you do… They turn out to be frauds! Every hero of mine…. FRAUD!! For starters, lets look at my dad! Fraud! And now onto the last guy to screw me… Terry Borden! Growing up I idolized Terry Borden! I was a Americamaniac BROTHER! But now look where that’s gotten me, the WGWF went on a hiatus, I lost the only job I think I was good at. Now I’m forced to go to every comicon to sign photographs and take pictures with strangers! AND LOOK where that’s gotten me! Houseless! And Yes! I blame Borden! I just started turning my life around and I thought Borden had my back, but silly me! Everybody that’s ever claimed to have my back has only ended up stabbing me in it! So kids, never meet your heroes!!
Cameraman: Andy, you face your former hero this Sunday! You have a match! A street fight with Borden with Silence in his corner!
Andy: Wuuuut?
Cameraman: Yes! There’s a one night only show coming up in only a matter of hours!!
Andy: Greeeaaaaat. I’m hung over AND I have to get thrown around by Silence, because you know. He’s not going to get involved being out there at ringside…
~*~ Andy pauses for a moment. He rubs his beard as it appears to look like he’s thinking.~*~
Andy: Borden, I know you are listening! Let’s see you put your money where your mouth is! If I beat you, you give me 100K!! If I lose to you, I’ll be your personal butler…. FOREVER! When I beat you and send you to the only place you should be, the retirement home. I’ll be sitting pretty and won’t have to live in the god damn streets any more.
Cameraman: How are you going to deal with Silence being there at ringside?
Andy: I have no idea, and I have no allies. So I’m going it alone just as I normally would..
: I might be of service to you.
~*~ Says a voice from off camera as Andy looks shocked as our scene fades to black.~*~