Post by Kyle Shane on Aug 5, 2018 19:17:44 GMT -5
I've said it before and I'll say it again, you can put me in any division in this fed and I will instantly make it that much more important just by competing.
Look at the Tag division now. Without Kyle Shane, true, you'd still have the DVC or whatever combination of Erik Josten and the Dark Truth wants to be, you would have an innumerable combination of shitty options culled from the Royal Family, yet would any single one of those be enough to get people to care about the Tag belts? No. Not one person in that roll call has what Kyle Shane exemplifies in spades, the drive and swagger that not one of them can back up. So it is with that said; getting through the long months from Wrestlewars to now has been quite an uphill battle but James and I have made it work. I have done all I can to make my case for why James and I should be a team that will be talked about for years to come. And when the dust settles on Summer Madness this will have been my final word on my worthiness and the right to bring some worth to these belts, my final word on the state of these Tag Team titles.
Because without me propping them up, what good is there to come from having them at all?
Pay respect to Kyle Shane, you know someone's stuck on what to say about me when all they can do is recount the number of titles I'd once held.
But Seth looks at me and sneers of my partnership with James, asking what he's doing for me. The age old question of what is James Raven doing for the WGWF now.
Thing about that, Seth, since you were the first to mention it, that you came right out of the gate and admitted that there's one half of this team you actually dread facing. That right there is where your team just lost.
The thing about it is Seth it does not matter if James is firing on all cylinders. We are just facing a reconstituted Anarchy. Fuck Anarchy, dude, do you know how many times I myself have beaten the ever living fuck out of Dade Winston and his wannabe Deadpool Marcs For Money posse. Going back to 2015 when I tagged with Downfall I literally had a program of beating Lunacy and you every week. And you have not improved since then. Your promos are so flat and one-dimensional. Last time I faced you faggots, I spent seven paragraphs shredding your characters and I'm insulting the shit out of you, I don't want to play video games with you just because you grasped on to the fact that I play a gamer-nerd character. You have no edge at all to your persona and it's obvious. Oh you've tried to be a sick fuck for years. I remember when you kidnapped your wife or some sorta shit and pulled her nails off with pliers. But not one person ever believed you. And much the same way as we just had Extinction. That Ryan Dusk moron swore up and down he spent his nights finding random people on the sidewalk and cutting them up with a knife.
The Tag titles deserve MORE than that, Seth. That is what I've been turning to impress on you idiots. Let the Tag titles be more than the henchmen belt. Let the Tag titles be more than the belt held by two sadistic weirdos who are subcontracted out to an underling of an underling. Let the Tag titles grow and breathe by having them be defended with honor and dignity by serious, focused athletes and not held by wanna be hardcore jokes who talk shit about how dark they are.
That is the only way the Tag team championships will ever mean anything.
Otherwise we may as well have let fucking Dusk and Ridge wear them around to spank each other in the shower.
And finally there's Lunacy.
You know if there's one more reason you and Seth are losing it's because you idiots aren't a team at all, while James and I at least have been working on this debut since May.
Hey, here's an idea! Why don't you, JUST ONCE, drop the goofy fucking Dane Chorus idea, since you're nothing without some other voice reinforcing your words, park the silly, over-the-top threats and talk about how you've become "THE DEVIL" of this federation and talk to me like a normal fucking person, okay Dane? Just me and you, forget everything else. Want to know why you're losing? Because you can't do that. You're too wrapped up in making yourself into this facade, adding shit element after shit element onto an already convoluted backstory.
And you're nothing, Dane. You aren't the real Devil of this fed 'cause you aren't even in power. MDK and Alyce Starchylde ultimately pull all the strings so you can get what you want, does that sound like you run this hell? You have to recruit fucking pointless, worthless choads like Jackdaw that all serve the same purpose. But in the end, all any of you are is just field hands that lick the crusted boots of those in charge. If you were reigning in Hell, you would need no protection. But you aren't the Lord of Darkness. You're a lesser, forgotten imp that hardly anybody fears to name, like Belial or Asmodeus or in your case, Golgothan The Shit Demon.
I don't fear you, Dane. I've kicked your ass so many times it's a habit. You beat Downfall once. WOOO GO YOU. So fuck you, Lunacy, bring your shitty puns, and cover that fucked face with that ugly mask. There's no way in our first match together the real new faces of the Tag division are getting dethroned, not by the two of you, leeches and bloodsuckers and fakes.
I am a new day rising. I own the fucking sky you all aspire to reach, because I am a sun that is going to send you crawling little succubi scurrying back to your hideyholes.
And I deserve these Tag titles, and so I will be walking out of Summer Madness with them in tow or I will just leave the ring with salted earth and broken disappointment. I am an elite level of talent that you can never match. I made those belts worth something at Wrestlewars all by my damn self. It does not matter to me if James is in this or not. If I have to drag it out kicking and screaming, I will leave Summer Madness with everyone talking about Ravenshane, the Tag team of the Year.
And the Tag title match will be my all I have to say about that.
Endgame, wankers.
Look at the Tag division now. Without Kyle Shane, true, you'd still have the DVC or whatever combination of Erik Josten and the Dark Truth wants to be, you would have an innumerable combination of shitty options culled from the Royal Family, yet would any single one of those be enough to get people to care about the Tag belts? No. Not one person in that roll call has what Kyle Shane exemplifies in spades, the drive and swagger that not one of them can back up. So it is with that said; getting through the long months from Wrestlewars to now has been quite an uphill battle but James and I have made it work. I have done all I can to make my case for why James and I should be a team that will be talked about for years to come. And when the dust settles on Summer Madness this will have been my final word on my worthiness and the right to bring some worth to these belts, my final word on the state of these Tag Team titles.
Because without me propping them up, what good is there to come from having them at all?
Pay respect to Kyle Shane, you know someone's stuck on what to say about me when all they can do is recount the number of titles I'd once held.
But Seth looks at me and sneers of my partnership with James, asking what he's doing for me. The age old question of what is James Raven doing for the WGWF now.
Thing about that, Seth, since you were the first to mention it, that you came right out of the gate and admitted that there's one half of this team you actually dread facing. That right there is where your team just lost.
The thing about it is Seth it does not matter if James is firing on all cylinders. We are just facing a reconstituted Anarchy. Fuck Anarchy, dude, do you know how many times I myself have beaten the ever living fuck out of Dade Winston and his wannabe Deadpool Marcs For Money posse. Going back to 2015 when I tagged with Downfall I literally had a program of beating Lunacy and you every week. And you have not improved since then. Your promos are so flat and one-dimensional. Last time I faced you faggots, I spent seven paragraphs shredding your characters and I'm insulting the shit out of you, I don't want to play video games with you just because you grasped on to the fact that I play a gamer-nerd character. You have no edge at all to your persona and it's obvious. Oh you've tried to be a sick fuck for years. I remember when you kidnapped your wife or some sorta shit and pulled her nails off with pliers. But not one person ever believed you. And much the same way as we just had Extinction. That Ryan Dusk moron swore up and down he spent his nights finding random people on the sidewalk and cutting them up with a knife.
The Tag titles deserve MORE than that, Seth. That is what I've been turning to impress on you idiots. Let the Tag titles be more than the henchmen belt. Let the Tag titles be more than the belt held by two sadistic weirdos who are subcontracted out to an underling of an underling. Let the Tag titles grow and breathe by having them be defended with honor and dignity by serious, focused athletes and not held by wanna be hardcore jokes who talk shit about how dark they are.
That is the only way the Tag team championships will ever mean anything.
Otherwise we may as well have let fucking Dusk and Ridge wear them around to spank each other in the shower.
And finally there's Lunacy.
You know if there's one more reason you and Seth are losing it's because you idiots aren't a team at all, while James and I at least have been working on this debut since May.
Hey, here's an idea! Why don't you, JUST ONCE, drop the goofy fucking Dane Chorus idea, since you're nothing without some other voice reinforcing your words, park the silly, over-the-top threats and talk about how you've become "THE DEVIL" of this federation and talk to me like a normal fucking person, okay Dane? Just me and you, forget everything else. Want to know why you're losing? Because you can't do that. You're too wrapped up in making yourself into this facade, adding shit element after shit element onto an already convoluted backstory.
And you're nothing, Dane. You aren't the real Devil of this fed 'cause you aren't even in power. MDK and Alyce Starchylde ultimately pull all the strings so you can get what you want, does that sound like you run this hell? You have to recruit fucking pointless, worthless choads like Jackdaw that all serve the same purpose. But in the end, all any of you are is just field hands that lick the crusted boots of those in charge. If you were reigning in Hell, you would need no protection. But you aren't the Lord of Darkness. You're a lesser, forgotten imp that hardly anybody fears to name, like Belial or Asmodeus or in your case, Golgothan The Shit Demon.
I don't fear you, Dane. I've kicked your ass so many times it's a habit. You beat Downfall once. WOOO GO YOU. So fuck you, Lunacy, bring your shitty puns, and cover that fucked face with that ugly mask. There's no way in our first match together the real new faces of the Tag division are getting dethroned, not by the two of you, leeches and bloodsuckers and fakes.
I am a new day rising. I own the fucking sky you all aspire to reach, because I am a sun that is going to send you crawling little succubi scurrying back to your hideyholes.
And I deserve these Tag titles, and so I will be walking out of Summer Madness with them in tow or I will just leave the ring with salted earth and broken disappointment. I am an elite level of talent that you can never match. I made those belts worth something at Wrestlewars all by my damn self. It does not matter to me if James is in this or not. If I have to drag it out kicking and screaming, I will leave Summer Madness with everyone talking about Ravenshane, the Tag team of the Year.
And the Tag title match will be my all I have to say about that.
Endgame, wankers.